The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home
The first two chapters of the Wattpad Novel by Margaret Atwood and Naomi Alderman, who team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The full novel is here: http://www.wattpad.com/story/2426517-the-happy-zombie-sunrise-home
Chapter One: Clio
Sometimes it’s difficult to do the right thing. But Okie and I tried; we did everything humanly possible. Granted, there are other things that are not humanly possible. I for one am not about to allow my arm be chewed off just because another person – another former person – is feeling like a snack. But humanly possible, we did.
That’s why I’m setting down my story: so everyone else in the family, such as our English relatives on Sumatra’s side, will understand the effort we made and not be too critical after the fact. Or everyone else in the family who is still in what I may term a reading state.
"THE ORIGINAL GANGLIA-STER"
It'LL MAKE YOUR NEURONS SIZZLE ... AND KEEP YOUR MEMORY IN TIP TOP SHAPE!
THE ONLY DRINK PROVEN TO PREVENT ALZHEIMER's .... *AND* KEEP YOU PARTYING LATE INTO THE NIGHT!
GO ON: "GRAB A SKULL!"
YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!
Grandma Clio showed me her first chapter this morning.
“Look, darling,” she said. “At some point history will judge us, and its judgement can be cruel and arbitrary: just look at Richard III. So I'm writing a little piece. Because they should know that we survivors got through it the best way we could, though it was sometimes messy.”
She's not wrong. There’s always going to be self-righteousness from some people, and it’s never too early to get your side down. So here’s mine.
"Now Z-Line was not a stupid idea. I guess I could have killed her, but the truth is, you know, no I couldn't."
THE HAPPY ZOMBIE SUNRISE HOME
Margaret Atwood and Naomi Alderman team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhurbarb and mini-weiners in your freezer at all times.
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